Eddie was born in Taiwan, and arrived stateside at age three. From then he lived in Texas, New Jersey, Northern California, Orange County, North Carolina, Maryland, Los Angeles, Ohio, then back to LA. Tired of the traveling circus, he decided to stop being an impostor and becoming a better listener. Thus, in 2015, he retired from the drudgery of middle management in media and technology to start a new career as a professional self-indulgent narcissist. No matter what, don't ask him about how short his neck is. Generally, it's best to stay out of his way altogether. He's kind of hard to get along with.